Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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