whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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