A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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