dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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