i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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