Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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