I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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