Jerry, you need to find god
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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