I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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