people are starting to question the shark bite story
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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