so explain again why im purple
no
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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