Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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