absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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