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I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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