Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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