the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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