Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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