You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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