After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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