Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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