I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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