i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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