I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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