We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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