escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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