You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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