he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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