Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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