he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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