I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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