Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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