I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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