Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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