Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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