worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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