you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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