Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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