Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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