Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He? As in you personified your dick?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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