I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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