Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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