Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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