At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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