i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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