Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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