Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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