I want to have your abortion
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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