Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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