is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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