Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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