Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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